…but after turning everything off except for life support i started hearing weird insectoid… clicks… And what sounded like systems and engine noises akin, yet alien to our own technology.
Ah you see, there’s your problem right there. Your life-support vents gone got themselves a roach infestation. Gonna be hard getting pest control all the way out there, I know a guy who knows a guy who could write you up a quote maybe…
(Seriously, I’m gonna try and find a black hole on the remainder of my journey home now. Did you need to be out of SC to hear the creepiness?)
