PICNIC ERROR – Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Intel inside Idiot Outside.
PICNIC – Excellent! Another one to add to the defect root cause ‘hot’ list:
- PEBSAK – Problem Exists Between Seat And Keyboard
- ID10T error
Which leads to some apocryphal staff assessments that did the rounds via email many moons ago:
“The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming”
“This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot”
Oi! That's Baron von Schnellenstein to you, mate. No, it doesn't matter that I'm an Imperial Prince!