Ah, the holy hand grenade (of Antioch) …
“Thou shalt not count to two, unless thou proceedeth to three
Thou shalt not count to four
and five … <8va>is right out!</8va>*
btw, I’m areligious, but: “Don’t f— with the [hez-oos], man!”
* For the non musically-inclined: 8va means: “Go up [in pitch by] an octave”
Oi! That's Baron von Schnellenstein to you, mate. No, it doesn't matter that I'm an Imperial Prince!