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@hazara, and any others.Can those that have now flown with me, hmm maybe not Hazara since i tend to give his ship cuddles with the fdl shields a bit too often… put in words of damnation and allow me access to the inner AIE
I can provide the DNA sample to my local officer @hazara since its been discovered his base of operations is only a toddle up the road from me in IRL.
Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)
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Just so you know the inner AI ain’t that exciting, just the biscuits go from cheapest to average, and we upgrade from instant to filtered coffee.
And oh, we also get our own shelf in the fridge!
As a side note, you might also be part in the changing of the order of the universe, but that is an added benefit.
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Only thing I’d recommend though, is to stay away from my swingline stapler.
I kept my swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire.
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LOL
By the way, after the last few RES Hunts, did you file your TPS Reports?
Funny, the other night I may have forgotten to select faction while in a CZ (I blame the drink).
So, yeah.
As long as I can have my radio on when collating.
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I did wonder why for a while i wasn’t getting money or kill credit….
but then I did turn everybody against me occasionally and have to low wake it when i miss timed a rail shot into a friendly security vessel, or took evasive action to avoid Hazara and others and shield kissed the system security vessels.
the FDL flys surprisingly well under the influence of cider…
Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)
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I wont use the stapler, i prefer overkill i use a nailgun for my documents.. longer lasting.
Oooh fridge space, looks like it needs a clean there’s stuff running around in the fridge, oh well, I’ll just chuck my lunch here unlabeled and then eat what looks like simians sandwhiches as they look better than mine and he wont notice. 😛
TPS reports?
and my signature seems to have done a walkabout
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Green eggs and ham perhaps, hmmm or is it “”Tomato”” plant leaves, that would explain your calm and collected attitude the other night..
Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)
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I wouldn’t have any of you near my stuff. I actually screwed my stapler to the desk once, as the admin lady kept using it, without returning. Not that I am petty, but our wages etc are now done by a lady in the Philippines. A lesson for you all.
..and semen is the preferred sample for Hazara 😉
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I can do that, i was thinking he might need a fecal matter sample, and i was going to deliver it in a paper back and warm it with fire on his doorstep.
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Well, he did say he rubbed his lance on him, so he might already have the sample we need.
hmm maybe not Hazara since i tend to give his ship cuddles with the fdl shields a bit too often…
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Tis the truth I rubbed enough to live a good sample on various parts of his ship.
But I suggest you check to windscreen wipers, I could help but shoot him in the face with my beams a few times “accidentally while trying to drink my side and shoot at the same time.
So do I qualify yet or should I go eat some beans and prep the paper bag and lighter fluid?
Also @mrping my signature disappeared and I had to re-add it is that a bug.
Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)
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South you say, you mean further south than it is currently, that would be ankles or feet, pretty much where my halo hangs, have you got a foot fetishes you want to tell us about;)
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Also @mrping my signature disappeared and I had to re-add it is that a bug.
this is an accurate representation of the status of the site….
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Haven’t you been told NZSimian?, we will have to relocate you to the basement to make some room for some boxes. So if you can get going on that that would be greeeeeeeat. By the way, after the last few RES Hunts, did you file your TPS Reports?
@mrping I really wish to make you reconsider moving @nzsimian …
“just saying”…
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Actually you should Move, Sketch, Hazara and Simian to the basement, it’ll keep them away from the liquor cabinet and spilling drinks on the pool table and over the mission planning table.
I’ll take Simians old desk, but only after it’s been sanitized first.
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Probably, 🙂 but then I would miss the banter with you guys, actually on second though i think Sketchy should stay and just Simian and Hazara should go to the basement, but send them down with a box of liquor, a branding iron and a lighter each.
Actually i would consider another Long Sag A run if ranking was something like the Battlefield series where you can rank as an Elite, Elite Silver, Elite Gold and each Elite rank is harder than the previous… So Final Rank Ranking…
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@xsannz – there are some things that can’t be sanitised.
I’d recommend that desk is thrown out of the nearest airlock. And burn any equipment that the desk came in contact with.
And maybe fill that airlock with concrete.
Never can be too safe.
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@mrping DNA sample done.. now what
Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)
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actually it went something like this when i delivered the “”Sample”” to Hazara (actual Photos)
Bag all lit
Hazara coming out to inspect
and realizing its another members sample…
Disclaimer: No Hazara, Poop, or paper bag was actually harmed this is a rendition on a mythical event.
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Cummon guys, give the man his new badge – I get the feeling hes going to keep this up!
But I am enjoying this WAY too much!
Get him an Angel of persistence badge
What would that be like?, a concrete block with wings?
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At home, we have a pair of Swallows that keep trying to build a nest on top of an outdoor light. We knock the nest down, they come and dive bomb us, they try to build another nest, we knock it down, and so on. They can’t take the hint.
I vote that the badge be that of a swallow, in honour of these persistent birds.
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In the Spirit of Kenny Rogers, The gambler, “Know when to walk away”, guess we have hit that point.
I fold.
Hull integrity Critical..
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Just letting you know, got your sample, after running tests on it, it came up with only 14% Federal traces, so you just scraped below the 15% maximum allowed. Lucky you! Don’t mess the place up… and we’ve given you NZSimian’s desk as he is now in the basement, and his stapler.
Danm it that was close, I should never have accepted the sample from simian he said it was federal trace free.
Thanks @mrping
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Danm it that was close, I should never have accepted the sample from simian he said it was federal trace free.
bit of a mishap there, sorry.
Also think you may have misheard…
It was beaten for free from a Fed, and I left no traces. 🙂
Heh, lasers…
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To prove my worth i am pushing rank in the imperial Navy with an accelerated ascension program.
3 nights so far from no rank to Squire and roughly by my guess half way to knight rank
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