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    • #5906
      AvatarXsannz
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      @mrping


      @hazara
      , and any others.

      Can those that have now flown with me,  hmm maybe not Hazara since i tend to give his ship cuddles with the fdl shields a bit too often…  put in words of damnation and allow me access to the inner AIE

      I can provide the DNA sample to my local officer @hazara since its been discovered his base of operations is only a toddle up the road from me in IRL.

       

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      Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

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    • #5911
      AvatarCMDR Ping
      Keymaster
      SenatorFounding AngelAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.
      Rank: Senator

      Just so you know the inner AI ain’t that exciting, just the biscuits go from cheapest to average, and we upgrade from instant to filtered coffee.

      And oh, we also get our own shelf in the fridge!

      As a side note, you might also be part in the changing of the order of the universe, but that is an added benefit.

    • #5913
      AvatarNZSimian
      Participant
      CenturionAngel of DeathAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.Angel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement Mission
      Rank: Senator

      Only thing I’d recommend though, is to stay away from my swingline stapler.
      I kept my swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire.

      • #5915
        AvatarCMDR Ping
        Keymaster
        SenatorFounding AngelAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.
        Rank: Senator

        Haven’t you been told NZSimian?, we will have to relocate you to the basement to make some room for some boxes. So if you can get going on that that would be greeeeeeeat.

        By the way, after the last few RES Hunts, did you file your TPS Reports?

      • #5917
        AvatarNZSimian
        Participant
        CenturionAngel of DeathAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.Angel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement Mission
        Rank: Senator

        LOL

        By the way, after the last few RES Hunts, did you file your TPS Reports?

        Funny, the other night I may have forgotten to select faction while in a CZ (I blame the drink).
        So, yeah.
        As long as I can have my radio on when collating.

      • #5920
        AvatarXsannz
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        Rank: Centurion

        I did wonder why for a while i wasn’t getting money or kill credit….

         

        but then I did turn everybody against me occasionally and have to low wake it when i miss timed a rail shot into a friendly security vessel, or took evasive action to avoid Hazara and others and shield kissed the system security vessels.

        the FDL flys surprisingly well under the influence of cider…

        Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

        Qui Desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. | Quis custodiet Ipsos custodes.
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      • #5916
        AvatarXsannz
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        CenturionAngel of DiscoveryAngel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement MissionAngel of Trade
        Rank: Centurion

        I wont use the stapler, i prefer overkill i use a nailgun for my documents.. longer lasting.

        Oooh fridge space,  looks like it needs a clean there’s stuff running around in the fridge, oh well, I’ll just chuck my lunch here unlabeled and then eat what looks like simians sandwhiches as they look better than mine and he wont notice. 😛

         

        TPS reports?

         

        and my signature seems to have done a walkabout

         

        Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

        Qui Desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. | Quis custodiet Ipsos custodes.
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      • #5918
        AvatarNZSimian
        Participant
        CenturionAngel of DeathAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.Angel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement Mission
        Rank: Senator

        If the sandwiches look appetising, it’s probably because they’ve gained sentience.
        That green stuff is probably not lettuce 😉

      • #5921
        AvatarXsannz
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        CenturionAngel of DiscoveryAngel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement MissionAngel of Trade
        Rank: Centurion

        Green eggs and ham perhaps,  hmmm or is it “”Tomato”” plant leaves, that would explain your calm and collected attitude the other night..

        Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

        Qui Desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. | Quis custodiet Ipsos custodes.
        Nascentes morimur. | Quando Omni Flunkis Moritati

    • #5922
      AvatarSketchy
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      CenturionAngel of DeathAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.Angel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement Mission
      Rank: Centurion

      I wouldn’t have any of you near my stuff. I actually screwed my stapler to the desk once, as the admin lady kept using it, without returning. Not that I am petty, but our wages etc are now done by a lady in the Philippines. A lesson for you all.

      ..and semen is the preferred sample for Hazara 😉

      • #5923
        AvatarXsannz
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        Rank: Centurion

        I can do that, i was thinking he might need a fecal matter sample, and i was going to deliver it in a paper back and warm it with fire on his doorstep.

        Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

        Qui Desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. | Quis custodiet Ipsos custodes.
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      • #5924
        AvatarSketchy
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        CenturionAngel of DeathAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.Angel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement Mission
        Rank: Centurion

        That’ll work, go with it.

      • #5934
        AvatarCMDR Ping
        Keymaster
        SenatorFounding AngelAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.
        Rank: Senator

        Well, he did say he rubbed his lance on him, so he might already have the sample we need.

        hmm maybe not Hazara since i tend to give his ship cuddles with the fdl shields a bit too often…

      • #5936
        AvatarXsannz
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        CenturionAngel of DiscoveryAngel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement MissionAngel of Trade
        Rank: Centurion

        Tis the truth  I rubbed enough to live a good sample on various parts of his ship.

        But I suggest you check to windscreen wipers, I could help but shoot him in the face with my beams a few times “accidentally while trying to drink my side and shoot at the same time.

         

        So do I qualify yet or should I go eat some beans and prep the paper bag and lighter fluid?

         

        Also @mrping  my signature disappeared and I had to re-add it is that a bug.

        Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

        Qui Desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. | Quis custodiet Ipsos custodes.
        Nascentes morimur. | Quando Omni Flunkis Moritati

    • #5935
      AvatarDAMORGS
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      SenatorFounding AngelAngel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement Mission
      Rank: Senator

      Oh this is going south so quickly.

      Why am I surprised though?

      • #5937
        AvatarXsannz
        Moderator
        CenturionAngel of DiscoveryAngel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement MissionAngel of Trade
        Rank: Centurion

        South you say, you mean further south than it is currently, that would be ankles or feet, pretty much where my halo hangs, have you got a foot fetishes you want to tell us about;)

        Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

        Qui Desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. | Quis custodiet Ipsos custodes.
        Nascentes morimur. | Quando Omni Flunkis Moritati

    • #5940
      AvatarCMDR Ping
      Keymaster
      SenatorFounding AngelAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.
      Rank: Senator

      Also @mrping  my signature disappeared and I had to re-add it is that a bug.

      this is an accurate representation of the status of the site….

      bugs1

      • #5941
        AvatarSketchy
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        CenturionAngel of DeathAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.Angel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement Mission
        Rank: Centurion

        LOL, classic 😀

    • #5942
      AvatarXsannz
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      Rank: Centurion

      That orange one looks like someone pulling a tongue

       

      Many thanks sir

      Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

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    • #5989
      AvatarHazara
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      CenturionAngel of DeathAngel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement Mission
      Rank: Triarii

      Haven’t you been told NZSimian?, we will have to relocate you to the basement to make some room for some boxes. So if you can get going on that that would be greeeeeeeat. By the way, after the last few RES Hunts, did you file your TPS Reports?

       


      @mrping
      I really wish to make you reconsider moving @nzsimian

       

      “just saying”…

       

      • #5991
        AvatarXsannz
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        CenturionAngel of DiscoveryAngel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement MissionAngel of Trade
        Rank: Centurion

        Actually you should Move, Sketch, Hazara and Simian to the basement, it’ll keep them away from the liquor cabinet and spilling drinks on the pool table and over the mission planning table.

        I’ll take Simians old desk, but only after it’s been sanitized first.

        Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

        Qui Desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. | Quis custodiet Ipsos custodes.
        Nascentes morimur. | Quando Omni Flunkis Moritati

      • #5996
        AvatarSketchy
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        Rank: Centurion

        Isn’t it time for you to make another run to Sag A?

      • #5998
        AvatarXsannz
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        CenturionAngel of DiscoveryAngel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement MissionAngel of Trade
        Rank: Centurion

        Probably, 🙂  but then I would miss the banter with you guys, actually on second though i think Sketchy should stay and just Simian and Hazara should go to the basement, but send them down with a box of liquor, a branding iron and a lighter each.

         

        Actually i would consider another Long Sag A run if ranking was something like the Battlefield series where you can rank as an Elite, Elite Silver, Elite Gold  and each Elite rank is harder than the previous… So Final Rank Ranking…

         

         

        Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

        Qui Desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. | Quis custodiet Ipsos custodes.
        Nascentes morimur. | Quando Omni Flunkis Moritati

      • #6004
        AvatarNZSimian
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        CenturionAngel of DeathAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.Angel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement Mission
        Rank: Senator

        @xsannz – there are some things that can’t be sanitised.
        I’d recommend that desk is thrown out of the nearest airlock. And burn any equipment that the desk came in contact with.
        And maybe fill that airlock with concrete.
        Never can be too safe.

    • #5990
      AvatarHazara
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      CenturionAngel of DeathAngel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement Mission
      Rank: Triarii

      As for you others…

    • #6001
      AvatarXsannz
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      Rank: Centurion

      @mrping DNA sample done..  now what

      http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45988000/jpg/_45988269_h200496-dna_sample_and_results-spl.jpg

      Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

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    • #6002
      AvatarXsannz
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      Rank: Centurion

      actually it went something like this when i delivered the “”Sample”” to Hazara (actual Photos)

      Bag all lit

      https://rockytoppoliticsdotcom1.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/flaming-dog-poop.jpg

      Hazara coming out to inspect

       

      and realizing its another members sample…

       

      http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QqV71-w8iwo/VCIEq1AQweI/AAAAAAAAHxU/Pfb-Ehac8RQ/s1600/Poop.gif

      Disclaimer: No Hazara, Poop, or paper bag was actually harmed this is a rendition on a mythical event.

      Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

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    • #6013
      AvatarHazara
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      CenturionAngel of DeathAngel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement Mission
      Rank: Triarii

      Cummon guys, give the man his new badge – I get the feeling hes going to keep this up!

    • #6014
      AvatarSketchy
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      CenturionAngel of DeathAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.Angel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement Mission
      Rank: Centurion

      Get him an Angel of persistence badge 🙂

      The definition of the word sums it up perfectly: the fact of continuing in an opinion or course of action in spite of difficulty or opposition.

      Top marks good sir.

    • #6015
      AvatarCMDR Ping
      Keymaster
      SenatorFounding AngelAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.
      Rank: Senator

      Cummon guys, give the man his new badge – I get the feeling hes going to keep this up!

      But I am enjoying this WAY too much!

      Get him an Angel of persistence badge :-)

      What would that be like?, a concrete block with wings?

      • #6024
        AvatarSketchy
        Participant
        CenturionAngel of DeathAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.Angel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement Mission
        Rank: Centurion

        At home, we have a pair of Swallows that keep trying to build a nest on top of an outdoor light. We knock the nest down, they come and dive bomb us, they try to build another nest, we knock it down, and so on. They can’t take the hint.

        I vote that the badge be that of a swallow, in honour of these persistent birds.

    • #6036
      AvatarXsannz
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      Rank: Centurion

      http://www.soulschoolonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/persistence.jpg

      Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

      Qui Desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. | Quis custodiet Ipsos custodes.
      Nascentes morimur. | Quando Omni Flunkis Moritati

    • #6041
      AvatarXsannz
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      CenturionAngel of DiscoveryAngel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement MissionAngel of Trade
      Rank: Centurion

      In the Spirit of Kenny Rogers, The gambler, “Know when to walk away”, guess we have hit that point.

      I fold.

      Hull integrity Critical..

      Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

      Qui Desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. | Quis custodiet Ipsos custodes.
      Nascentes morimur. | Quando Omni Flunkis Moritati

    • #6045
      AvatarCMDR Ping
      Keymaster
      SenatorFounding AngelAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.
      Rank: Senator

      Just letting you know, got your sample, after running tests on it, it came up with only 14% Federal traces, so you just scraped below the 15% maximum allowed.

      Lucky you!

      Don’t mess the place up…  and we’ve given you NZSimian’s desk as he is now in the basement, and his stapler.

    • #6046
      AvatarNZSimian
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      CenturionAngel of DeathAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.Angel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement Mission
      Rank: Senator

      Got my swingline and the stap… WHERE ARE MY STAPLES!?

      Ohh, Red wine. I forget what I was saying.

    • #6047
      AvatarXsannz
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      CenturionAngel of DiscoveryAngel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement MissionAngel of Trade
      Rank: Centurion

      Just letting you know, got your sample, after running tests on it, it came up with only 14% Federal traces, so you just scraped below the 15% maximum allowed. Lucky you! Don’t mess the place up… and we’ve given you NZSimian’s desk as he is now in the basement, and his stapler.

       

      Danm it that was close, I should never have accepted the sample from simian he said it was federal trace free.

       

      Thanks @mrping

       

      Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

      Qui Desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. | Quis custodiet Ipsos custodes.
      Nascentes morimur. | Quando Omni Flunkis Moritati

    • #6048
      AvatarNZSimian
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      Rank: Senator

      Danm it that was close, I should never have accepted the sample from simian he said it was federal trace free.

      bit of a mishap there, sorry.

      Also think you may have misheard…

      It was beaten for free from a Fed, and I left no traces. 🙂

      Heh, lasers…

      • #6049
        AvatarXsannz
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        CenturionAngel of DiscoveryAngel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement MissionAngel of Trade
        Rank: Centurion

        probably, we were both a little drunk..

        Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

        Qui Desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. | Quis custodiet Ipsos custodes.
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    • #6050
      AvatarSketchy
      Participant
      CenturionAngel of DeathAngel of Mercy – Participating in a AI relief mission.Angel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement Mission
      Rank: Centurion

      Damn you all! Hanging in space, drinking 🙁

      Work for a bit longer.

    • #6053
      AvatarXsannz
      Moderator
      CenturionAngel of DiscoveryAngel of Justice – Participating in an AI Enforcement MissionAngel of Trade
      Rank: Centurion

      To prove my worth i am pushing rank in the imperial Navy with an accelerated ascension program.

      3 nights so far from no rank to Squire and roughly by my guess half way to knight rank

      Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

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