The story of a lumberjack

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    • #6737
      AvatarNZSimian
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      Rank: Senator

      Now, normally I wouldn’t kiss and tell, but…

      I was in Guan Yun, on mission for AIE from HIP 20199 (some name dropping for ya), when I saw an enemy cmdr – one of Ms Winters’ lost sheep.

      “Well”, I thought, there’s a target..

      And I got interdicted by the locals (I may have been up to mischief already).

      Words were had.

      Lost my tail, and back into supercruise – the enemy cmdr is still there!

      He’s in a cobra mkIII.

      He’s low combat ranked.

      My conscious says “meh”, while @Sketchy yells “get him!”.

      Interdictor fires, he fights it

      He loses

      Guns hot

      His shields go down

      He returns fire

      His hull buckles under fire

      50%… 25%.. 10.. 8.. 4… gone

      He logged.

      So I said ‘never mind’ and went on my way*

       

      *not really.  I waited where he’d logged, and shot the crap out of him when he re-appeared.

      Then send a friend request.

      Which was accepted.

      And then un-accepted.

      And I LOL’d.

    • #6739
      AvatarBaron von Schnellenstein
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      pmsl! – Great story @NZSimian

      Given the thread title, we’ll have to cue the appropriate Monty Python music next time you enter the Officer’s Club in Nelder City.

      …mind you, I’ll be casting suspicious glances your way if I see/hear you ordering buttered scones for tea. 😮

       


      Oi! That's Baron von Schnellenstein to you, mate. No, it doesn't matter that I'm an Imperial Prince!
    • #6745
      AvatarXsannz
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      I take issue to thread title, there was no jack, jacking or otherwise mentioned Lumber either…

      I would have made the title:

      Lost Lamb: The Tarantino way.

      Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

      Qui Desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. | Quis custodiet Ipsos custodes.
      Nascentes morimur. | Quando Omni Flunkis Moritati

      • #6746
        AvatarNZSimian
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        Rank: Senator

        Ahh, but there was a combat logger
        Youseewhatididthere? 😉

      • #6747
        AvatarXsannz
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        I think we shall come to loggerheads… #badpunwars

        Assistant Angeli Imperial Custodian (Wangal)

        Qui Desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum. | Quis custodiet Ipsos custodes.
        Nascentes morimur. | Quando Omni Flunkis Moritati

    • #6779
      AvatarSketchy
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      Very witty, another day in the AI.
      Am away from my E:D interface for another day or so. Wife said if I brought it with me, she wouldn’t be going. I asked. She never looks impressed with those comments.
      See you all soon.

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